Keystone State Dude-Core Lyrics

We know the way that shit gets sometimes
With bank accounts empty and gas prices too high
We're pushing the van up snowy inclines
And dancing with cops on the Virginia road side
We're banned for life from Ft. Eustis
It doesn't make a difference
The sound guy here's got shit against us
We came here to do this

We're six dudes from the keystone state
We're broke as fuck, but we can't complain
We haven't showered in at least four days
This shit's a bust but we'll get stoked on it

In Small-Town PA, we're busting meth labs
And drive-by assaulting people in Spanish
¿Donde esta la cave?
We're passing out on the couch in Long Island
(Crashed the van four times in England, made fun of kids with stupid accents)
Through shitty flights and homeless nights
(Partied on the streets of London.)
We stay tight, cause we're just (we're just)
We're just (we're just)

Six dudes from the keystone state
We're broke as fuck, but we can't complain
We haven't showered in at least four days
This shit's a bust but we'll get stoked on it
We'll get stoked on it